Ultimate Fighter

Ive got a new kid on the way. I like to pretend that I am the architect of the world and can shape my childrens lives in any way and keep them safe at all times. Tis not so. So instead im training my children to be ninjas. Not those pussy ninjas you see on tv getting their asses beat by an old guy in a bathrobe, but a badass ninja that dont take shit from nobody and will throw smoke bombs at your ass. So my next one will also be enrolling in ninja school as soon as it is born. You have to start early ya know? Get em all trained up before elementary school. No fat ass little boy will ever take my girl's lunch money. Theyll chop him to pieces with their katanas before the weezing snot from his grimy nose ever hits the concrete floor of the jungle gym. Thats right. Thats how we roll around here. So watch out when you post up on the east coast. A pink ninja might just whoop your ass.